Kashann's exploiting us!

If any of you haven't noticed, my wife has an excellent memory.....as long as it serves her best interest or makes her blog a better read. If I could only remember 10% of the funny things she says I could easily top anything she has on all of us put together. I mentioned this after a couple of my kids complained of being embarrassed by some recent posts. Kennon quickly brought up an example of Kashann opening her mouth before thinking. We were over at some friends and Kashann saw this huge stuffed animal. She asked where they got it and the husband said, "Her mother bought it." Kashann said, "Don't you just hate it when your mother-in law buys junk like that, cluttering up your house." He then said, "No, it was our kid's mother". (and of course she was sitting in the same room with us)

I seriously need to start keeping notes because she says something weekly that I tell myself not to forget but by the next day I can't remember it. When our oldest kids were too young to spell, Kashann asked for some m&m's and I scolded her for not asking the request in code to keep our kids from begging for them too. She said, "Oops. Sorry. Could you please give me some F'n Fs. I laughed for about five minutes before she finally figured out what she said.

For any of you who have ever been offended by something Kashann has said, get over it. Trust me when I say there was no malice intended but that's just Kashann. My new goal is to stop, find a paper and pen, and write down every funny thing my wife says from now on. If history repeats itself I should have plenty of material for a book before we leave Buffalo.