We planned another dental interview trip last weekend. We would visit the church there, stay overnight, swim in a hotel -all of us were so looking forward to it . . . except Kennon. Lucky for her, she was rescued by the Ashworth family. They called and wondered if she wanted to go along on their 3 day family extravaganza to the Palmyra Inn for the weekend.
So on we went without her. It completely changes family dynamics to lose your almost 12 year old. I don't even think we had one eye roll or one "Dad, you are such a cheapo" the entire trip. Things were really chill.
On the other hand, Savannah found her work load doubled. Kennon may make life interesting, but she is also my right hand man. And it was hard to introduce our family multiple times without her.
But we found another charming place to live. We both have had a February deadline in our minds for a while now. But now I'm wondering how we possibly will figure it out by then.
I hope you get a chance to see it. It won't be here long. She'll for sure, demand I erase it, if she catches sight of the blog anytime soon. It's too funny not to post and laugh at for at least a few hours while she is at school, though.
Now I need to go take care of something I have put off all morning. About an hour before we got home from our trip, Marcus started hollering, "I peed!" When his cries became increasing hysterical I inspected the situation, finding a completely dry diaper hanging on his leg and his little bum sitting in the puddle of the pee that he was hollering about. The only thing to do was to move Caroline out of her booster for the last hour so Marcus could have it.
Caroline heard us making plans and said, "NO! I won't do it."
But, I finally convinced her that there was nothing else to do and she needed to help us buckle up Marcus safely. She moved over to a seat, buckled up, then lay her head down and stayed that way frozen the rest of the way home, terrified of another meeting with a state trooper. Dad reassured her that he had a perfect argument for our defense, inspired by the fine words of the last state trooper we met up with on the same freeway.
"Are you a father, because if you are, you have to understand that no good father would knowingly ask his son to sit shivering in a puddle of pee for an entire hour!"
You'll have to see my earlier indignant state trooper post if you missed it. Brent's fathering was severely questioned right in front of his children.
So time to go figure out how to take the car seat apart sitting by my back door. It's probably beyond my abilities. It has to be done though or I won't make it to Target today and I've got quite a streak running for the month of January. Target in January gives me one of the biggest high's ever. I keep thinking I need to stop and then I remember how I feel in February when all the $3 shoes are gone. I only wish I would've bought more, not less.
3 comments:
Unfortunately the Targets in UT get picked over so fast I can barely get those $3 shoes (I usually buy one in every size the kids could possibly be in the next several years!).
Denver, however, was the motherlode of Target clearance. Have fun! I'm guessing NY's selection is better...
Fortunately, Alaska hates Target.
Don't you love law enforcement? It takes a "special" kind of person to run around bossing everybody around all the time, usually for no good reason. Of course, without them, we'd have no one to call when something bad really does happen, so overall I'm glad they're there. At least that's what I have to keep telling myself when I get yelled at for rolling through a parking lot stop sign of a completly empty parking lot.
I love your blog. You always make me laugh. Thanks for the Target reminder....I should go ASAP! PA is nice. I was born there! Good luck with everything.
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