The P word

After church today Brent and I cooked up a mexican fiesta for four elders and Linda, my visiting teachee. We were busy in the kitchen cooking up some homemade tortillas and I had just passed through the living room when I heard one of the elders use a shocking phrase, "I just got __________ on! " I mean, considering there were kids running all around him, I couldn't understand the sudden outburst of profanity. I came back into the kitchen, saying, "Linda, did you hear what elder Cox said?" I, still totally clueless as to what actually had occurred, finnally figured it out when Caroline sauntered into the kitchen dripping saying, "I peed" (a slightly less offensive p word.)

He was completely drenched along with our couch! The other elders all snapped pictures and couldn't stop laughing but I was horrified. I think I was more worried about my couch! then his drenched pants. We sent him home wearing Brent's dress pants and underwear, and carrying $5 bucks and a plastic bag. Luckily I cooked an awesome dinner that I am sure completely made up for being p __ 'd on. Really though, if missionaries just followed mission rules ( No holding babies!) the whole episode could've been avoided.